REDNECK REALITY (UNCLASSIFIED)


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> You’re An EXTREME Redneck When …
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> 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front >of her kids.
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> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how >much gas is in it.
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> 3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. >
> 4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different >night.
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> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. >
> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying ‘Hey, guys, watch >this’.
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> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
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> 8. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
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> 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
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> 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen, >start your engines’.
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> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off >its wheels.
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> 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. >
> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. >
> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
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> 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the >House of Tattoos.
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> 16. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law >against it.
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> 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. >
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